Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...