Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!