Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...