What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...