Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...