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Blowin Chunks
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Students Science Bloopers
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Actual Court Sayings!
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My husband’s last wish!
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
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Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
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The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...