Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...