Another Dog With No Legs
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Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...