Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...