To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...