Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...