10 Commandments of a Teenager
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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Someone really stinks
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History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Women seeking men
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Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...