Stealing the camera
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Analysis of A Man
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Irishman declares war
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Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...