Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...