Whorehouse
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The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A very insulting parrot
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...