Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...