Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...