On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...