Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...