Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...