What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...