Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!