If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...