Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...