Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...