Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...