A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....