Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...