Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.