User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...