Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...