Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...