Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...