What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.