Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...