Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...