Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Mysteries of T.V.
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Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...