Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...