Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...