Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!