Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...