Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...