The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!