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Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
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Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
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Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...