Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...