If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
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Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...