If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...