Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!