Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...