Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...