Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.