A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...