Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...