What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...